Draft for review.

What we won't make

Every order is checked by a person. We'll decline anything below, and you won't be charged.

• Anyone under 18, or anyone who looks like they might be.
• Anyone who hasn't agreed to take part - in the photos or the voice clips.
• Politicians, celebrities or other public figures.
• Anything targeting race, ethnicity, religion, disability, sexuality, gender identity or other protected characteristics.
• Anything meant to bully, harass, threaten or humiliate a real person against their wishes - including exes, colleagues or neighbours who haven't agreed.
• Sexual content or nudity.
• Real weapons, real injuries or anything made to look like real footage.
• Photos or voice clips you don't have the right to use, including clips from TV, films, music or other people's videos.

The fights themselves are cartoon slapstick: squashed clay, flying teeth, red plasticine. That's the joke. The people in it should be laughing too.